Carpe Canard's Top 25 Things Ever

The things that make life worth living. I'm waiting to see everyone else's lists.

1. ho's ho's ho's [tongue is in cheek here]
2. drunken Vietnam War reenactment, with fireworks
3. spooning
4. mas tequila
5. those adorable little kissing teddy bears
6. cleavage
7. being smarter than everyone else
8. rare meat
9. pitcher of Guiness
10. morning sex
11. taco pizza
12. convertibles
13. crash diets
14. freckles
15. white cotton underpants
16. live music
17. "chasing the dragon"
18. early morning AM radio
19. summer clothing
20. rage
21. medium-format, twin-lens cameras
22. clever t-shirts
23. yachting
24. making fun of people who quote "hip" movies and TV shows
25. Heineken?! F*#@ that sh*t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

And there you have it, 25 ingredients for a happy life.