HE is just SOOO cool

"SMU is like... fancy pants." It's a very good school, but they like themselves alot, if you know what I mean. Alright, I confess, I'm a serious asshole. I'm surrounded right now, not just by friends, but by other people as well. And I couldn't be HAPPIER. Jeebus H. Shit, happy St. Patrick's day, I'm a drunken shithead and a little drunk, as well. Anyone for another Irish Car Bomb?