They Said, "California's the Place You Oughta Be, So I Loaded Up The Truck and I Moved To...Mountain View?

Well, kids, all I can say is that it was bound to happen. Ames had been grating on me and grating on me, and then practically everyone I knew in town moved away, so I decided to get out. I spent most of the past week in California, interviewing for a job. And today I formally accepted the offer they made me. So now I'm outta here. I've got a week and a half left to pack up all my things and hit the road in order to make my first day of work on the 12th of September. Expect more updates to come, as I hunt for a place to live and go through the process of packing my meager belongings.