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Latin Phrase of the Week: 2

More latin for the overeducated to enjoy. This week's entry is geared more towards myself and my drinking buddies than the general public, but then sometimes you've just got to think about yourself first and tell everyone else to go suck an egg. Vino somnoque superatus sum: "I got drunk and passed out" (literally it translates more like, "I was overcome by wine and sleep," but as they say...It's idiomatic, bitch!)

I think this would make a fantastic t-shirt slogan, and be a great way to prove to the girls at the clubs you've got that much coveted college degree.

Latin Phrase of the Week

For the initial installment of my new "Latin Phrase of the Week" feature I've chosen Carthago delenda est - "Carthage must be destroyed". This is the phrase that famously incited the Third Punic War between Rome and Carthage (not the Hannibal crossing the Alps one, that was the Second Punic War). Carthago delenda est was the original catchphrase, used by the Roman senator Cato to end every speech he made in the senate, no matter what the subject. I like to use this one on friends who are going to study abroad, e.g., Friend: I'm spending the Fall studying in Rome. Me: Carthago delenda est!! It's a very bad joke that only a geek could love, but then I am king of the geeks.

Carpe Canard's Top 25 Things Ever

The things that make life worth living. I'm waiting to see everyone else's lists.

1. ho's ho's ho's [tongue is in cheek here]
2. drunken Vietnam War reenactment, with fireworks
3. spooning
4. mas tequila
5. those adorable little kissing teddy bears
6. cleavage
7. being smarter than everyone else
8. rare meat
9. pitcher of Guiness
10. morning sex
11. taco pizza
12. convertibles
13. crash diets
14. freckles
15. white cotton underpants
16. live music
17. "chasing the dragon"
18. early morning AM radio
19. summer clothing
20. rage
21. medium-format, twin-lens cameras
22. clever t-shirts
23. yachting
24. making fun of people who quote "hip" movies and TV shows
25. Heineken?! F*#@ that sh*t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

And there you have it, 25 ingredients for a happy life.

Testing the Limits of the Saab

For a lark, after a late-night "breakfast" at the Highway 30 Truck Stop, Danny Boy and I decided to see how fast we could get my very conservative looking Saab 900 going in the 3 or 4 miles between the Dayton and Elwood exits. The result: shortly after mashing the accelerator to the floor at the top of the Dayton on ramp we topped out at 128 indicated miles per hour before having to slam on the brakes and make our exit. Lest the safety mavens worry too much, it was pushing 3:00 a.m. and there wasn't a single other car on the road. And for what it's worth, I think that given a slightly longer stretch of flat pavement the car has another good 10 or 15 mph in it. Not bad for an 11 year old cracker-mobile with almost 140,000 miles on it.